Jitterbug on your chest

Dancing in a long coat is the new craze, even though it’s summer. That’s according to the House of Harley’s Head of Fashionware, who is paid handsomely to monitor these things. But if you don’t own a long coat, and don’t like dancing, you can still stay on trend by adorning your chest with these House of Harley pen and ink renditions of a long-coated dancer strutting her stuff, courtesy TeePublic and the House of Harley merch shop.

Ten Step Philosophy

Take these ten simple steps to a happier, more fulfilled and considerably more bendy life, and stick them on your forehead so you won’t forget to follow them, using this new sticker from the House of Harley. Also available as a tank top, tote bag and as many more desirable forms of mechandise from TeePublic, as are other items in the House of Harley merch shop.

Originally featured in Ugly Mug 5, the House of Harley’s annual anthology of comics and drawings.