Take these ten simple steps to a happier, more fulfilled and considerably more bendy life, and stick them on your forehead so you won’t forget to follow them, using this new sticker from the House of Harley. Also available as a tank top, tote bag and as many more desirable forms of mechandise from TeePublic, as are other items in the House of Harley merch shop.

Originally featured in Ugly Mug 5, the House of Harley’s annual anthology of comics and drawings.