Drac rises

The King of the Vampires looks you in the eye and dares you to resist his will, in this image from the comic strip ‘Count Dracula’s Great Secret’ (see Ugly Mug 5). Wear it on your chest and make Old Vlad’s power your own.

Available in various forms bewitching from TeePublic. For more HoH merch, see our TeePublic storefront.

Jitterbug on your chest

Dancing in a long coat is the new craze, even though it’s summer. That’s according to the House of Harley’s Head of Fashionware, who is paid handsomely to monitor these things. But if you don’t own a long coat, and don’t like dancing, you can still stay on trend by adorning your chest with these House of Harley pen and ink renditions of a long-coated dancer strutting her stuff, courtesy TeePublic and the House of Harley merch shop.

Ten Step Philosophy

Take these ten simple steps to a happier, more fulfilled and considerably more bendy life, and stick them on your forehead so you won’t forget to follow them, using this new sticker from the House of Harley. Also available as a tank top, tote bag and as many more desirable forms of mechandise from TeePublic, as are other items in the House of Harley merch shop.

Originally featured in Ugly Mug 5, the House of Harley’s annual anthology of comics and drawings.

Genuine job titles

Is your company’s recruitment policy stuck in the past? How about ‘gifting’ your HR Manager this classy notebook adorned with a list of actual, genuine, real life, 21st Century job titles and helpful illustrations of the diverse folks you might find inhabiting them? As originally published in Ugly Mug 5, the House of Harley’s annual anthology of comics and drawings.

Also available on ‘apparel’ and other forms of merchanising from TeePublic, as are other items in the House of Harley merch shop.

Mary’s back

Life model Mary, cover star of my collection of life drawings, The Big Reveal, is now turning her back to all and sundry on stickers, pillows, clothes, notebooks, and other ownable media.

Available from TeePublic in the usual range of merchandising media, as are other items in the House of Harley merch shop.

You can see more drawings from this set drawn at The Moon and Nude in London by scrolling to the second half of Mary’s feed.